[Resolute Conservative]

It is amazing how well we got along the years before cell phones came standard issue. Can we go back, please.

[Arrowhead1952]

I was following a car home from Church last Sunday and thought “It's too early to be THAT drunk on Sunday morning”. I followed her from a “safe distance” for about two miles.

She crossed the center stripe into oncoming traffic, ran off the right shoulder TWICE, hit the curb on the left side after making a right turn, over-corrected and hit the right curb, made a decent left turn, ran off the right shoulder AGAIN, and stopped dead in the road AFTER going past her next left turn.

As she backed up and made her turn, I saw the culprit - talking on a cell phone.