[14erClimb]

Proof that evolution can't be true.

[RJS1950]

They noted this morning on Foxnews that it was an advertising gimick by a cellphone service.

[ConservaTexan]

As government tries protects it’s subjects from their own idiocy, society contiues to sink towards the lowest common denominator.

[EyeGuy]

Wouldn’t it be simpler just to outlaw inane, redundant, meaningless communications?

Because that is what 90% of cell phone conversations consist of. Another 5% is idle chatter and 3% is mindless drivel.

[rovenstinez]

Absolutely! This will enable people to hit even MORE lamposts, as they won´t learn their lesson unless there is REAL pain, some blood, and maybe they fall to the ground. Maybe a secondary benefit will be that public drunkards as well will be protected, and homeless people can rip this material off the post to cover themselves at night! And it might prove to be a stimulus to the economy.

[RightWhale]

This is the most intelligent idea on the planet today.

[Rb ver. 2.0]

I almost ran over a guy texting on his phone as he was walking across a busy four lane road oblivious to the world.

[BallyBill]

Back in the days before cell phones and such, people that wanted to attract attention to themselves wore brightly colored suspenders and fluorescent afro wigs. Today them people walk around texting and talking on cell phones in public.

[Hegemony Cricket]

This is a Monty Python skit, right?

[AD from SpringBay]

Did they use saline or silicone?

[yldstrk]

They ought to let the lamp poss slightly shock the people-that would solve the problem better.

[14erClimb]

Wow, didn't expect this much cell phone angst. I'm just wondering if any of you have cell phone costumes:

http://www.phonebashing.com

[BullDog108]

I cannot count the number of times that I have had to dodge out of the way while walking past some idiot texting and not looking. They are all young. I think from now on I’m gonna stick my foot out and trip them instead of dodge them when they walk into me.

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[WilliamofCarmichael]

Hey! How about bars?

So Randi Rhodes walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!"