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It's rough all over.

Yesterday, Ratboy, my 14 yo son, discovered that a little redhead at his school has the hots for him.

She works as a student aid in the front office, and ummmmm, generated a pass to call him to the office. She escorted him towards the office as far as the first corner, then pinned him against the wall and stuck her tongue down his throat.

Thank God a teacher came around the corner in time to save him!

Rotten kid, why does he have all the luck???

Where were these girls when I was in Jr High?

(I know, I know, their parents hadn't been born yet...)

[G Larry]

“save him”???

Somehow, I don’t think this is his telling of the story??

[Libloather]

...then pinned him against the wall and stuck her tongue down his throat. Thank God a teacher came around the corner in time to save him!

From WHAT? Nature? (What are the chances that it was a science 'teacher'?)

[B-Chan]

Where were these girls when I was in Jr High?

Sticking their tongues down my throat. Ah, je me souviens, mais, ne regrette rien...