Certainly not terrorism related but worth the WOW!!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html
Kansas Police: Woman Pried From Boyfriend’s Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman’s 36-year-old boyfriend.
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
“And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”
SNIP..
BREAKING NEWS
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337550,00.html
Man Wearing Backpack Arrested After Running Onto Heathrow Airport Runway
Thursday, March 13, 2008
LONDON — British police say a man has been arrested after getting onto a runway at London’s Heathrow Airport.
Police say the man was spotted on the northern runway, he was detained and a bag was recovered. One of the airport’s two runways was closed after the incident.