LOL! Well, maybe Chris is right. The only parts of PA I’m familiar with are Philadelphia and Gettysburg...
A guy goes to the doctor and is told he has a terminal illness. "Is there anything I can do to extend my life doctor?"
Doctor says, "Go find a single girl in Perry County with six kids and marry her."
"Is that gonna extend my life Doc?"
Doctor says, "No, but it will seem like it will ..."