The teapot in question (this looks more like a Lewis Carroll theme park).
The woman in Malaysia worshipping a giant teapot makes more sense than Imadamnnutjob in Iran worshipping a hole in the ground waiting for an imam to pop out.
Praise the giant Teapot,
Have no doubt;
Here is my candle,
I am devout.
When I hear my sentence,
Then I shout:
"The Pot will whistle
When I get out!"