I have a simple solution.....
Why don’t they just let the heathens imbibe in their hot caffinated beverages during polling and then simply hold a rededication ceremony afterward to cleanse the premises like they do after a Temple tour?
:-)
LOL...works for me.
Why don’t they let the heathens drink what they like? Maybe the caffeine and alcohol will hasten their deaths. They’ll just be baptized into the Mormon church when they die, anyway.
Ya but....I prefer going back to age 19 and go to a church dance in Panguitch. With my fifth of Jim Beam out in the car.
Coming in and sweeping the sweet 16 year old off her feet, breathing heavily so she gets the whiff of the good stuff and she follows me out to the car with her half empty can of church approved 7 Up, and fills it to the brim. Back in to the dance we go...
Ahhhh....those were the days my friend, I wished they’d never ended.
Or, why shouldn’t we set reasonable rules of conduct for our own buildings?