[newheart]

Is he THE ONE?

[Conspiracy Guy]

Did she faint after she stood?

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

"For the Obamarishi's next trick..."

[Tijeras_Slim]

Mein Obama, I CAN WALK!

[proudmilitarymrs]

This is getting really, really creepy.

mrs

[bill1952]

Si se puta = ‘Yes, you can”

“He smiled at me and said, ‘Yes, you can,’” she says. “I was so stunned I didn’t know what to do.”

McCallum is among hundreds of people who say they have been healed by the Democratic candidate, in one of the most surprising and little-acknowledged aspects of his campaign.
Reporters have shied away from the story, chalking it up to “Obama-mania” and people’s feelings of elation.

“We don’t talk about it a lot, but yeah, it does happen,” says one staffer who says he has seen multiple people healed on a rope line.
“We don’t know exactly how or why it’s happening, and the Senator won’t talk about it.

This has to be satire...

[claudiustg]

He really is the Kwisath Haderak!

[ninonitti]

Is he THE ONE?

At least he's not a Mormon

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

cue... Doctor Ironbeard! (a children’s song about a quack)

I recall one of the lines went something like, ‘he makes the lame to see.’

[mylife]

The Faithhealer

[Pusterfuss]

Nicoli Carpathia

[lilylangtree]

Bleah!

[tickmeister]

Standard faith healing BS, same as Oral Roberts and all the rest. Put a lame person in the spotlight with a bunch of people watching, they get a rush of adrenelin and stand up. Next day, back to the wheelchair. This is why faith healers never have a blind person read a book on stage.

[tickmeister]

Standard faith healing BS, same as Oral Roberts and all the rest. Put a lame person in the spotlight with a bunch of people watching, they get a rush of adrenelin and stand up. Next day, back to the wheelchair. This is why faith healers never have a blind person read a book on stage.

[LibWhacker]

SHAZAM!!! You're one of us now

[hellbender]

This is great news. It means that Obama won’t have to saddle us with Universal Health Care after all (a.k.a. socialized medicine). All that’s needed is for every American to put his or her hand on the radio or TV while President Hussein speaks, and everyone will be healed of all mortal ills!

[The Great RJ]

Remember if John Kerry had been elected President, Christopher Reeves would have walked.

[Popman]

And Obama went with him; and much people followed him, and thronged him. 25 And a certain woman, which had an issue of blood twelve years, 26 And had suffered many things of many physicians, and had spent all that she had, and was nothing bettered, but rather grew worse, 27 When she had heard of Obama, came in the press behind, and touched his garment. 28 For she said, If I may touch but his clothes, I shall be whole. 29 And straightway the fountain of her blood was dried up; and she felt in her body that she was healed of that plague.

30 And Obama, immediately knowing in himself that virtue had gone out of him, turned him about in the press, and said, Who touched my clothes? 31 And his political adviser said unto him, Thou seest the multitude thronging thee, and sayest thou, Who touched me? 32 And he looked round about to see her that had done this thing. 33 But the woman fearing and trembling, knowing what was done in her, came and fell down before him, and told him all the truth. 34 And he said unto her, Daughter, thy vote hath made thee whole; go in peace, and be whole of thy plague.

Book of Axelrod 5:21-34

[JSDude1]

Now I know this is satire all that side ever does is post (exaggerated) and anti-Christian stories!! GROW UP.

[Archon of the East]

Sounds like the Antichrist to me.

[Marysecretary]

LARK NEWS? Sounds like satire to me.