[Cheapskate]

"and now I hear the phone ringing again. this time the call's for Obama"

"I think it's Tony Rezko or Louis Farrakhan"

Or Mr. Fitz!!!!!

[Calvin Locke]

Don't know the difference between "apathy" and "empathy"?

Try "inflammable" and "flammable".

Or "asked" and "axed".

Speaking of weight, anybody see the tabloid pictures of Lisa Marie Presley?