You’re ahead of most of us and with your linguistic skills in Spanish you can probably make some good money teaching the rest of us how we can adjust to our new status as peons. The way things are going, the peso should soon be worth twice the dollar.
Pig Latin.....my brother & I always conversed in it when we lived overseas. You could never be too sure if those speaking foreign languages knew English or not. Plus....they’d quit jibbering amongst themselves in attempts to place our nationality.