Second-hand fireplace smoke is a menace. I say ban all fireplaces in restaurants and workplaces. People should not be allowed to use the fireplace in their cars if children are present. You can not have a fireplace within 50 feet of the entrance of a public building.
Last but not least we need a Fireplace Tax on all fireplaces whether they are used or not.
I have to go build a fire in my fireplace but I’ll catch yall later.
As long as you have a permit we might let you do it, else we will send the fireplace police after you... they ride on Møøses and we all know how nasti they can be. :-)
On another note -- good to see you back. Have noticed that you've been absent for a while.
Hey, good to see ya buddy. I hope all is well.