[Don Joe]

You must be smoking some pretty strong stuff if you think Osamabama will win in a landslide. In fact, I think he could *lose* in a landslide once the public learns more about him. But it will be less of a landslide than it could be if RINO deserters like you sit in the corner and pout.

Um, that smoke you see must be coming from your own exhalation, Mr. Cainer. How you could rationally accuse him of being a Republican in Name Only -- when he just finished informing you that he's not a Republican! -- is beyond rational comprehension.

I read it -- and then I read it again. Then, I asked myself if I really read it, so, I read it yet again! And, sho' 'nuff, You Really Did Say It! Gad-Freaking-ZOOKS!

But then, I came to my senses. I realized there was in fact a logical explanation for your having bleated out the "RINO deserters like you" personal attack, even though it was in response to having been informed that he's NOT a republican, he's a conservative.

Yes, I caught myself. I remembered that you're a Cainbot, and, that Cainbots tend to run off scripts and Talking Points memos.

So, relax, I don't think you're crazy. Misguided? Perhaps. Or, maybe just making a buck. (A guy's got to pay for the Spaghetti-O's after all.) But, I seriously doubt that you're nuts, now that I've realized that there is an alternate explanation for otherwise-pathological ravings.

[RussP]

“Um, that smoke you see must be coming from your own exhalation, Mr. Cainer. How you could rationally accuse him of being a Republican in Name Only — when he just finished informing you that he’s not a Republican! — is beyond rational comprehension.”

I see that I’m dealing with a real genius here. Earth to genius: McCain won the *Republican* primary? Which primary did he win? The *Republican* primary. Repeat after me, genius: McCain won the big R primary. So apparently *Republicans* think he is a Republican. It’s only the kooks like you here on FR who think they decide who is and is not a Republican.

I’m going to try my best to avoid wasting any more time with you, but let me just give you the reality of the situation. The choice now is not between McCain and Fred Thompson. It is not between McCain and Romney. It is not between McCain and Reagan. The choice we face now, like it or not, is between McCain and Osamabama or Hillary.

If you decide to sit it out, what you are essentially saying is that you don’t care if we win the war in Iraq or the war on terrorism in general. That’s reality, like it or not.

I swear people like you are as irrational as a scorned woman.