Posted on 02/29/2008 5:04:51 PM PST by keat
Much to their surprise...
Not
“Nuns on the Run”, but “Nuns with Guns”.
And with the 72 virgins comes 72, countem, 72 mother-in-laws.
bttt
Gee 72 virgins, 72 mother-in-laws, and don’t forget, 72 camels. Something for everyone!
Oh, by the way, the 72 virgins and 72 mother-in-laws and 72 camels all look like Helen Thomas and Cindy Sheehan.
Ali, Ali, Cashbar!!
I heard they were 72 Hell Angels who’d never done an Muhammedan before.
Osama at the Pearly Gates
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama was making his way to the Pearly Gates when he was met by George Washington.
“How dare you attack the nation I helped establish!” yelled Washington, smacking Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind. “You tried to end the Americans’ liberty, so they gave you death!” Henry kicked Osama in the coat-tails.
James Madison came up next and said, “This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!” He dropped a large rock on Osama’s foot.
Osama received similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, George Mason, and 65 other individuals who shared the same love for liberty and for America.
As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picked him up and hurled him toward the Gates for his final judgment.
Awaiting the journey to his final, very hot, destination, Osama screamed, “This is not what I was promised!”
A puzzled St. Peter replied: “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you when you died. What did you think I said?”
Awesome
Still funny even now!
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