“McCain seeks distance from pastor (John Hagee)”
Dear Pastor Hagee,
Do not take it personally. You see, you are a conservative. The sort of person that makes Juanito uncomfortable. He might feel bad someday if he told YOU to F off, being a Pastor. This is language and treatment reserved usually for “fellow” Republican Senators.
You understand I am sure,
Yours in Christ,
Grunthor.
ROTFLMAO!