[ProfessorGage]

I loved his Clint Eastwood and gay lover bits the best. Especially when he threw in Stallone.

[mkjessup]

Hysterical!!! I remember that one of his coded phrases for the male reproductive equipment was 'the hydraulics', and one morning he calls up some construction outfit in Waldorf Maryland called 'Don's Hydraulics' (I know you can see where this is going) and the girl answers the phone "Good Morning, Don's Hydraulics" and Grease plays her like a violin, he says "I'm calling from DC-101, we may have need for Don's Hydraulics, and it's our understanding that Don has the largest hydraulics in town, is that true?"

The girl says, "well I've been told that", and Grease says "But you haven't personally seen the hydraulics yourself?" and she says "No, I just work here in the office", and Grease finishes her off and asks "Would it be fair to say that after you've had Don's Hydraulics working for you, that you're just spoiled for anyone else?"

The girl says "welll, I suppose you could say that" and Grease says "hobble-doo-hobbble-doo-haaaahhh, you just DID!"