When’s the next earthquake due?
Now there’s a symbolic gesture.
“Whens the next earthquake due?”
We’re so overdue. I don’t wish earthquake hell on anybody (having experienced too many in my life), but I have my food, survival gear, water, and weapons all ready to go. My family will get through the disaster.
I have this post-earthquake vision of having to defend my home from all those plundering, code pink, bearded, pony-tail, marine-hating idiots in the East Bay who did not prepare and will expect Barak to come save them once the earthquake strikes.