May I have the honor of presenting you with the Internet Grammar Award for numeric agreement of subject and predicate?
I want to scream every time I see or hear the cliche, “If I were . . .” :)
I want to scream every time I see or hear the cliche, “If I were . . .” :)
You probably need to go study a little more grammar before you scream. "If I were..." is a subjunctive and is correct. "If I was..." is incorrect, although it is becoming accepted due to common misuse.