You gotta admit whoever composed this article - and it had to’ve been a coterie of giggling news-roomers trying to top each other’s double entendre - finished the piece with their bellies sore from so much laughter.
59 posted on 02/28/2008 8:52:43 PM PST by Titan Magroyne
("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)