“I am correct over 33.3% of the time according to a national auditing firm.”
Well, according to the Gatun Auditing Firm, R of Panama, you are correct 100% of the time.
So there.
I saw in a travel brochure that it’s possible that Gatun Auditing Firm reached that conclusion after bingeing on monkey sticks in 110 degree weather, so I’m going to stick with the more conservative estimate.