“The driver and the drugs remain in the custody of Immigration and Customs Enforcement pending further investigation.”
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But, but...what happened to the melons?
What happened to the melons? Simple. The marijuana and the watermelons were going to the Green Party convention (The Green Party being green on the outside, red on the inside).
The drugs - for fun and games. Can you imagine Cynthia McKinney stoned? Oh, sorry. That is her natural state.