[gridlock]

Hey, there’s a franchise open in your area! You too! can be a certified distributor of Murkury Credits!

We even have a celebrity spokesperson. We can cobble together CGI endorsements from stock footage, and Freddy Mercury is dead, so we won't have to pay him!

[Grimmy]

Hey hey! Welcome aboard Mr Promo Guy! Btw, to get paid you gotta hire your own network.