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To: Telepathic Intruder

You know, that photo is actually a laugh riot. (I can say this assuming you correctly asserted the hostages were freed) I’m imagining a conversation something like this.

Nad’eer: We, de peace loving peeeple (snicker heard on left) of de jihad....what?

Magdish: Peace loving? You crack me up all de time with dat. Peace loving! How do you not just lose it?!

Nad’eer: Come on, we’ve got a lot of filming to do, try to hold it togedder.

(Abdul enters from right, with no weapon)

Magdish: Abdul, where is your weapon?

Abdul: I cannot find it! Allah be praised, I swear I put it under my cot when I was praying! It wasn’t dare when I went back to get it.

Nad’eer: Go get some-ting, you look like a child standing dere wit no gun.

Magdish: Go get my udder one, it’s wit my bomb making books.

Nad’eer: I’ll keep going, Abdul, you enter when I say the part where I say de infidel will be punished, you know dat part?

Abdul: I tink so, yeah.

Magdish: Hey, don’t get my new gun, use de older one, it’s de one wid de black magazine!

Abdul: Oh, bummer, I was really liking de idea of showing off de new one, it’s really imposing!

Nad’eer: Juss get anyone!

(Abdul leaves)

Nad’eer: We, de peace loving peeeple of de jihad, (pauses and looks at Magdish), will never rest until de infidels are dragged from there homes, in blud-lined streets filled with blud!

Magdish: You said blood twice in that sentence.

Nad’eer: Yes, ders lots of blud.

Magdish: all I’m saying is it sounds funny, but not funny haha, funny bad.

Nad’eer: Whatever! Let me finish. The infidels will quake...(Abdul enters, with a box cutter)

Nad’eer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!

Abdul: You said ‘infidel’.

Nad’eer: But I didn’t say the ‘infidels will be punished’

Magdish: Did you not find my AK?

Abdul: No, I think I was looking in Malaka’s gear, all he had was this.

Magdish: A box cutter? You don’t look threatening wit dat! Get a real weapon, de kind that would strike fears in de viewers!

(Abdul leaves again)

Nad’eer: (Flips page) The snakes that crawl will be above the dead bodies of the American soldiers...

(Abdul comes in again, with a rocket launcher)

Abdul: Look at this! Is this not de most imposing weapon?


23 posted on 02/25/2008 4:41:43 PM PST by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar!)
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To: GreenAccord

That sounds straight out of Team America. One more line:

Magdish: Point that thing the other way!


25 posted on 02/25/2008 4:56:05 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: GreenAccord

great stuff! “I told ‘em we’ve already got one! (snicker)”


33 posted on 02/25/2008 5:21:49 PM PST by j_tull (Massachusetts, the Gay State. Once leader of the American Revolution, now leading its demise.)
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