[timm22]

My idiot co-worker said she wants to have kids so that it’s not just her and her husband at holidays.

Wow. Perhaps you should suggest she adopt a cat instead. Remind her that they can be dressed up in seasonal costumes.

Did I mention she’s an idiot?

Nix the cat idea. Suggest a Chia pet instead.

[retrokitten]

LMAO! Maybe a cement goose for the front porch that she can dress up in seasonal attire?