The idea of having another human, even a medical human, becoming deeply involved in what is technically known as your ''behindular zone'' gives you the creeping willies.
Dave Barry obviously shows no sensitivity to the sexual practices of homosexuals.
If you are as a professional humor writer, and there is a giant colon within a 200-mile radius, you are legally obligated to go see it.
Best line in the piece. I should eventually get another colonoscopy - I have IBD (no symptoms for 5 years) and am almost 50. I give reason 4 as my excuse.
19 posted on 02/24/2008 11:29:20 AM PST by glorgau