[Flintlock]

MY advice:
Ignore the wife/smoking/knife bit.
“I was driving down this here dark road, and this jaywalker ran right in front of my car. I didn’t have time to stop”.

[benasawin]

Here is how this will go down.
Victim: “Oh the horror of it. She was smoking fouling the air. She was preparing to consume unhealthy food. I seen her arrive in a vehicle that was not ecologically friendly. Then when I tried to respond to these horrors, her husband intentionally harmed me further by impaling me on his bumper.”
Jury: “Guilty, award him millions”