A courier arrives at the headquarters of General Schumer during a battle:
“General,our men are suffering heavy loses!”
“Tell them to dump their armor and heavy weapons!”
Later:
“General,we are losing even MORE men!”
“Well,tell them to get rid of their small arms and knives then!”
Later:
“General,we have hardly any men left!”
“Gee,we must have we done something really bad to make them hate us that much.”