Bush’s fault
/s
From my application to the Obama campaign as speech writer...
Question:
Please write a brief response to the loss of our B2 bomber in Guam recently
My Response:
The mission was supposed to have 4 pilots, but they were split up to command different aircraft due to manpower shortages. Also their flight suits were taken from pakistanis because there were’nt enough due to Bushes incompetent mismanagement of resources as commander and chief demonstrating once again the folly of his administrations perilous race into an unjustifiable war.
I got the job!