[ReagansShinyHair]

Those stats for Seymour only look better because they don’t include the race-related lynchings, the death by tornados, car accidents on icy roads, and death by mosquito-born illnesses. Among other things.

[muawiyah]

Oh, yeah, the "race related lynchings" ~ you are referring to the semi-annual occasion when the locals take a German out to Starve Hallow lake and make him drink beer filled with bluegill hatchlings.

Life can be tough in a place like that Fur Shur.

[dragnet2]

lol