[ME-262]

Seriously folks we put over five grand a year into a personal Health Savings Account that you keep! We offer flexible work hours and shifts so you can go to one of the local universities if you want to. the work is rewarding, employees are cross trained so you don’t do the same jobs every day, there is chance of advancement with a growing company. You get to work with a colorful and friendly group of motivated employees and be yourself at work in a relaxed non-formal setting. Free coffee and sodas all day long! Is anybody interested?

[ExGeeEye]

felons: $12/Hr
drunks: $15+ great benefits
Anybody...willing to relocate...manual labor: 8-10$/Hr.

There is your problem.

I'm neither a drunk nor a felon.

If you can't offer me more than the market rate for drunks and felons, I'll keep my $9.65+OT+Vac etc. job in Michiganistan.

When you're ready to make a serious offer, we'll talk.

[ExGeeEye]

Oh, and thank you for another opportunity to thank God for my job.