[the invisib1e hand]

I like the sound of this so much, I'm going to emphasize it.

From AP:

Navy plan to shoot down spy satellite succeeds

Extraordinary operation requires steady seas and optimum positioning

It didn't take long for them to tone it way down, however. Now it's "Navy missile strikes dead satellite."

Some patriot got chewed out by his leftist hag boss.

[tobyhill]

Yea I’m sure the seas were extraordinarily smooth, the satellite flashed it’s beacon light and made guiding transmissions to the missile during launch. No big deal. /s