JFK didn’t die. It’s a massive hoax! he had to go covert to work on a secret mission about how to fake the moon landings (I know because my uncle was invloved in the same project).
I saw him the other day (JFK not my uncle) in fact. Put on a little weight, but otherwise doing well... (at least judging by the attractive blonde on his arm)
“I saw him the other day (JFK not my uncle) in fact. Put on a little weight, but otherwise doing well... (at least judging by the attractive blonde on his arm)”
Did he have a drink in his other hand? If not, wasn’t him.
Was Elvis there with him?