Before he could get started a reporter stopped him to ask, “So what brings you to America?” The Martian responses, “Well, I was teased as a child and after I stopped taking my medication back on Mars I wanted some revenge.”
“Why take it out on American’s?” the reporter pushed back. “Because on Mars, everybody owns a gun.” Not quite sure what to say, the reporter asks in a matter of fact way, “Doesn’t everybody here in America own guns?” With a Martian chuckle, and his hand on the reporters shoulder, he answered, “Not everybody.”
As the Martian turned to walk away, the reporter shot back, “What do you mean?”
With a sinister grin, and his hands morosely caressing his brand new semi-automatic pistols tucked into his belt, the Martian quipped, “SCHOOLS! They’re gun free zones.”
A man from Mars landed in Israel last month....
The two terrorists who were killed Thursday evening after breaking into a yeshiva [school that teaches Torah, Mishnah and Talmud] in the settlement of Kfar Etzion were released from an Israeli prison last week, Palestinian sources in Hebron told Ynet.
According to the sources, the terrorists were identified as relatives Muhammad and Mahmoud Sbarana, both 20-year-old Hamas members from the village of Beit Omer, near Hebron.
The terrorists, armed with a gun and a knife and dressed in uniform, threatened the students and the instructors with the weapons before being shot to death by the yeshiva's instructors, two of whom were lightly injured while struggling with the terrorists.
Palestinian security officials told Ynet Friday morning that the two were imprisoned in Israel for the past two years for attempting to steal weapons from an IDF base in the Gush Etzion area.
Much better ending. The Israelis learned their lessons from the Lod Airport and the Ma'alot school massacres.