Hey, you never know, we could still get the real thing. If Clinton manages to claim the rat nomination, the Kennedy-Obama coterie could make things interesting, persuading John McCain to put his good friend John Kerry on the ticket (a truly bipartisan screw-America ticket - just like a regular screw-America ticket, except there will be a bipartisan consensus on the best method of screwing). John "stuck in Iraq" Kerry will revive his "Reporting For Doodie" shtick, and add in something about "transcending party lines to find real solutions for ending America's problems greatness".
If the Obama tent revival collapses in on the press, and such a John-John scenario as above unfolds, I imagine that the MSM will be confused about who to back for the first time since the dawn of color TV.