Posted on 02/17/2008 8:17:32 PM PST by harpu
Dear Ex-President Clinton,
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, “Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore.” So I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my “Thank you” for what you have done, specifically…
1) Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
2) Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as senior in college.
3) Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the workplace (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of “it” is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.
4) Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie “Wag the Dog” could be plausible after all.
5) Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6) Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7) Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater “mess” and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other “Clinton” scandals.
8) Thanks also for reducing our military by half, “gutting” much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on “vacations” carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9) Thank you, also, for “finding” millions of dollars (I really didn’t need it in the first place, and I can’t think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10) Now that you’ve left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas).
11) Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I’m sure that Laura Bush didn’t like the pattern away. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you’ve received from your “friends.”
12) Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, light manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13) Please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her “tell-all” book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime does not pay.
14) The last and most important point – thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called “political prisoners”. However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, “insisted” that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the U.S. by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the U.S. from all later reports.
Why shouldn’t Americans know the real truth? What a guy!
If you agree with the above, and that the American public must be made aware of these facts, please copy this and pass it on. God Bless America and Thank You!
Sincerely,
A U.S. Citizen
P.S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for “inventing” the internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail, and the rest of the story Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the “Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,” which means that even if she never gets re-elected, she still receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits her salary until he dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets his salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that? We do!
It’s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense?!? They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.
Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. But, an extra residence had to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.
The Clinton’s charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton’s salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff – and, this is all perfectly legal.
When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
How many people can you send this too?
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!!!
isn’t the silverwear story being debunked on wikipedia (not that that’s any reliable source).
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email from somewhere... | 2/17/08 | unknown”
That has been seen everywhere.
Neither is Snopes - they’re a Leftist site run by Leftist activists who use their “credibility” to promote a Leftist agenda.
This is not a really good day to crack on a former President for globe-trotting and giving away money because our present President gave Tanzinia roughly 700 million of our hard-earned tax dollars today.
If the Clinton Years we so great why is Obama winning?
He should have been creamed.
ping
I hope the Jerusalem Post is more reliable. They debunked the “9/11-terrorist Atta blew up a bus in Israel” story.
Aside from that, we know that Clinton crippled our intelligence and Military capabilities to fight the then-rising threat. Apparently, the Dems wanted us to think, since the Cold War was over, there would be no other threats to our national security.
i’m going to save this. thanks
You are just not giving Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter enough credit.
For what it’s worth... The Snopes article also debunks another version of the email that blames Ronald Reagan for Atta’s release... the New York Times prints an occassional fact as well.
Thanks for re-running this. It is always good. Will stick it in the ear of some of my lib friends at my Pub.
Yeah, and thanks also for helping educate my, then 8 year old daughter, what a blow job is and other perverted fun one can experience with cigars. Thanks, Mr. Maggot.
“I won’t settle for a lesser evil any longer!”
So now you’re insisting on the greater evil?
Yes, plenty...
Elizabeth Ward Gracen
Sally Perdue
Susan McDougal
Kathy Ferguson
Mary Mahoney
Not much. This is a prime example of why emails are supposed to be posted in chat, especially one that was debunked so long ago. Try and get on a distribution list that uses contemporary material.
Democrats= low life scum. The consensus is in - no further debate,
Sincerely,
Algore
Ping - it’s a keeper
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