"Xenu....I know I have never met you and Barry is a parttime muzzie and all....but...I hear good things about you from Oprah....and well....were in a pickle with this Larry Sinclair thing.....of course, I dont believe a word of it....but...I know the Scientologists really could help in these kinds of matters.......I mean...look at what you have done for Tom Cruise....hes a complete nutjob and hes a pervert on top of it....and you have done really well with him using the Xenu publicity machine.......but...I digress...... We really need your help Lord Xenu.....where can I make a sizable donation to your spaceship fund?"
LOL! Very good