Condominium owners tell smokers: Take it outside (No Smoking in Residence)

The Minneapolis Star Tribune ^ | February 13, 2008 | Jim Buchta

[Seruzawa]

Nothing is more desired by psychopathic personalities than the power to push others around. This describes accurately the true hidden motivation of the anti-smoking crusaders. Ignore their complicated “reasons”. It’s all about a sick need to harm and control others in a pretext of helping.

Here we see once again the democratic principle that in an election the majority of foxes decide what’s for dinner.

[Eaker]

No, we are just sick of n00bie crybabies.

You are so damn lucky to live in America because as brittle and sissy as you appear any real stress or a tough environment would cash in your chips for you.

Your silly little signs impress no one.

[Old Professer]

I inadvertently turned leftover macaroni&cheese into charcoal in my new microwave day before yesterday, I’m still working on getting the smell out of the house.

Any harm done by secondhand tobacco smoke is apart from the smell, but it is the smell that makes the idea to ban the use of tobacco sell.

Maybe we should all live as pure as fresh-fallen snow - but then I keep being reminded that our rain and snow is laden with harmful acids; maybe we should just all curl up and hide until life goes away.

[Old Professer]

Not all smokers, just some snooky freepers.

[Old Professer]

Had a half-litre in there all day while doing nine hours worth of maintenance on the old computer after my son’s stepdaughter pushed the wrong button Christmas weekend; the microwave oven either smells better or has passed my threshold of notice.

Some day, some one is going to get rich finding out how the vacuous can fill up occupied space with twice what it was intended to hold.

[Eaker]

You want me dead? Come try to do the job yourself. Oh that’s right you can’t because my bbq is lite and it would hurt you.

Put on your bio-suit and go sit in a corner dreading any malady that might strike you.

I’ll live without fear unlike you.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

‘swhy I quit March, 1986. Think of the million cancers that could be avoided if tobacco didn’t exist.

[Alice in Wonderland]

I lived in pre-war apartment buildings in NYC for more than 50 years and never had that problem. Maybe they’re not builing them as well these days.

[mysterio]

Everyone else with an even slightly demonizable habit : this is what's coming for you.



Especially overeaters.

[KC_Conspirator]

LOL!

[elkfersupper]

You would be surprised to know that smoke fat people can travel in air vents and ducts from condo to condo. Even if you do not smoke are not fat, if your neighbor does is, it can get into your unit. What is worse is that smokers fatties can not smell the stench because they have lost their sense of smell due to smoking their bad eating habits.

There, all fixed for the next set of targets.

Hope you're not among the target group.