[Hunton Peck]

If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he'd be President today

And, like Mary Jo Kopechne, it's only 99 and 44/100 percent pure. So it won't stay afloat forever. Just long enough. Poor Teddy. If he'd been smart enough to buy a Volkswagen, he never would have gotten into hot water.

[Stoat]

Poor Teddy. If he'd been smart enough to buy a Volkswagen, he never would have gotten into hot water.
 

His adoring Socialist pals in the media made sure that the water never got too terribly hot for him.