But why are you looking for men at a place like Harvard??? Remember the immortal words of Roy Blount: “Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.” There's a message somewhere in there about finding men at Harvard and learning about literature at the Mayo Clinic or something like that.
I have no doubt that I could find somebody at the Mayo Clinic with whom one could have a great literary discussion, versus Harvard professors who are only interested in the latest Marxist deconstructionist essay on Milton's toilet training