Vagina Monologue - Where are the men I was promised?

The Harvard Crimson ^ | Thursday, February 14, 2008 | ALEXANDRA A. PETRI

[rface]

I actually feel sorry for her.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Maybe Alexandra’s just ugly?

[krb]

Hahahaha! I revel in the depression of this snob. She is too clueless even to solicit real feedback on why she is still single.

[krb]

Not guilty.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Not guilty.

Gotta disagree with you, friend. The reason she's still single is as plain as the nose on her face!

[krb]

[krb]

A college that can supply 30 women to perform and 100 to attend the Vagina Monologues on Valentine’s Day night is a college without a dating scene.

Ok, I don't care who ya are...that was funny.

[don'tbedenied]

Cluelessness in bright people is amusing is it not?

Smart Harvard guys can get hot babes, who cares about the Renaissance?

[Hemingway's Ghost]

That’s a 5, even on the Boston scale. The reason she’s single is simply that there are hotter, readily available chicks just over the river at BU, NU, etc.

[Borges]

So much for romantic evenings ruined by careless references to Charles Martel!

Where do you get off ruining romantic evenings?

[massgopguy]

Hmmm, she mentions Northeastern and BU but neglects to mention Boston College. Surely she must remember BC. It’s the team you lost the Beanpot to Monday night!!!

[wideawake]

Were you actually a judge, your nickname would likely be “Turn-’Em-Loose Bruce.”

[padre35]

Or it could be that Harvard Woman of her genre’ are simply boring, uninspired, and well...frumpy...?

Could also be that massively well though out give and take day after day after day becomes a chore and not a relationship?

[2banana]

Come on over to the ROTC building - plenty of future gentlemen who are in shape with plenty of testosterone flowing...

[KarlInOhio]

A college that can supply 30 women to perform and 100 to attend the Vagina Monologues on Valentine’s Day night is a college without a dating scene.

Or a college with 50 "alternative" couples.

[Enterprise]

"Where are the men I was promised?"

The men are in Iraq and Afghanistan. The girly men are at Harvard.

[never4get]

“So at the risk of sounding like sediment, let me announce that I have no problem with “settling.” “Settling” is what happens when you accept someone in spite of the ways in which he or she falls short of your ideal.”

You are so correct...look at the above statememnt from her...What a snobbish elitist. She truly can not see the trees through the forest as to why she never gets a date...With an attitude like that she probably never will. She sounds like she has a lot of growing up to do.

[Michael.SF.]

ALEXANDRA A. PETRI

Well, personally, I think she is a pretty fine dish.

[RepoGirl]

It certainly isn't Ms. Petri's astounding intellect that's keeping men away. No -- my guess it's her soul-crushing narcissism and apalling lack of self-awareness. But... that could be me.