It degrades over time.
When we were first married, it was sex 3 or 4 times a day.
After a year it was sex 3 or 4 times a week.
After 5 years it was sex 3 or 4 times a month.
Now that we are 10 years along it's sex 3 or 4 times a year, and even then I need to make an appointment. - Anonymous
I've been married 20 years, and I can't get an appointment! (j/k honey...thwap...CRASH...OWWWW!)
SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you.”
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And, last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
A father and his son were walking through Rite-Aid one day when they happened across the condom section. The son asked the dad "Dad, what's this 3-pack of condoms for?"
The father replied "well, son, that's for when you're in high school. You have one for Friday night and two for Saturday night."
"Hmmm," replied the son, "well what's the 6-pack of condoms for?"
The father replied "well, son, that's for when you're in college. You have two for Friday night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday."
"OK, dad, what's the 12-pack for then?"
The father replies "that's for when you're married - you have one for January, one for February, one for March..."
Well, let us put it this way. I may not get it as often as I used to, being married 30 years, but when I do get it, OH BOY................
(as compared to younger and less experienced men).
its not wonder....you wore out your winky......