[E. Cartman]

But I doubt that the family will let him anywhere near JFK’s DNA. Going to be just as scarce as Clintbilly’s DNA.

Just swab down Teddy Kennedy's sink.

[Ceoman]

Wasn’t a sister-in-law of Ben Bradlee involved with JFK? Plus the two girls called fric and frac, or something like that. Could be quite a few ileg. children out there, if truth be told. Remember, it was the 60.(before abortion!)