[NavVet]

The only thing in the middle of the road is yellow lines and dead skunks.

[Vanders9]

Actually, the main thing going down the middle of the road is the majority of people in their autos. Meanwhile, on the sidewalks, it is the extremists who are striding (or in the case of Leftists, “jogging”) along.

Neither of them realise the people in the middle are going a lot faster than they are.

[Daveinyork]

The only things a moderate believes in is better and cheaper bigger government, which is impossible, and slower and honorable surrender to foreign enemies, which is dangerous.

[Stonewall Jackson]

As Mr. Miyagi said, "Walk on the right side, you safe. Walk on the left side, you safe. Walk down the middle, sooner or later...Squish just like grape."