Let me get this straight:
Crossover democrats pushed mcCaniac into the lead and caused the conservative candidates to throw in the towel.
Crossover republicans voted for Obama in order to keep Ubermama from gaining the white house.
Huckabee is a closet conservative, a self proclamed minister, and plays the guitar;
he is therefore our only logical choice.
Ron Paul is a rational human being.
Dennis Kucinich is a human being.
Duncan Hunter and Tom Tancredo never really existed.
Fred Thompson is a pretty good actor.
Che Gueverra is the patron saint of American politics unless you count Ronald Reagan.
We're about an inch from meltdown.
Yes, you are correct. And no, I'm not paranoid because I really couldn't care any less.