[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

At this point, I’d like to encourage everyone to vote for my very conservative dog, Spike. He’s a great Jack Russell Terrier. He would never screw us like McCain surely will. At most, he’d ask for is dog treat in every pot. He’s in favor of smaller government, tax cuts, and crushing our enemies.

I'll confess, I'm already somewhat intrigued. What's his stance on illegal immigration...? ;)

[murphE]

At this point, I’d like to encourage everyone to vote for my very conservative dog, Spike. He’s a great Jack Russell Terrier. He would never screw us like McCain surely will. At most, he’d ask for is dog treat in every pot. He’s in favor of smaller government, tax cuts, and crushing our enemies.

I'll confess, I'm already somewhat intrigued. What's his stance on illegal immigration...? ;)

Spike may want to consider appointing my 125 lb. German Shepherd Mowgli to a cabinet position, he is terrifying and intimidating to strangers up to no good, yet sweet and docile to invited friends. He cannot be bribed because he never takes food, toys or gifts from strangers. Although he would never leave our fenceless yard unless commanded to, he would give his life to defend our property and lives. He would be extremely strong on defending our nation's border, his only condition would be that my husband would have to be allowed to be near him at all times. = )

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

What's his stance on illegal immigration...? ;)

Spike doesn't let any other dogs in the yard. Ever.