[Ezekiel]

"Vanity Fair needs help. We need JFK DNA and, barring that, DNA from any male Kennedy directly related to Joe Kennedy [JFK's father], either in the U.S. or Ireland [for a Y chromosome analysis]," Jack read from a prepared statement on Friday.

Hahaha, good luck with that. Unless he can get to the next car accident scene or plane wreck...

[angkor]

If someone follows Ted and his nephews staggering around West Palm Beach for a weekend evening, DNA is bound to turn up somewhere.

[societygirl]

Easy, they can get Kennedy DNA off of any of Teddy’s booze glasses,.... or bottles. Or, maybe off one of the cars he wrecks. Come to think of it, his son Patrick would be good for that.