[Trailerpark Badass]

There must be some third world cesspool where you can go live, be free, and not be bothered by health department regulations. Mexico would probably be a good place to start.

If you think government health inspections are what keep restaurants clean, you've obviously never worked in a restaurant, or in government.

[3Lean]

I think publishing the results of health inspections are what keep restaurants (relatively) clean. Kind of like a reverse Zagat survey...