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To: thefactor; timm22

Since you are now defending the bans, would you also defend a ban of shellfish? Many people have deathly reactions when exposed to shellfish and yet they may want to go to seafood restaurants. We should use the force of government to eliminate this potential threat to their lives!


228 posted on 02/12/2008 7:26:15 AM PST by CSM ("Dogs and beer. Proof that God loves us.- Al Gator (8/24/2007))
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To: CSM
Many people have deathly reactions when exposed to shellfish and yet they may want to go to seafood restaurants. We should use the force of government to eliminate this potential threat to their lives!

Don't forget loud music. That can cause damage to a person's hearing. Or country music, which can lead to depression. Or rock music, which can lead to violent outbursts or sexual promiscuity. To keep things simple, let's just prohibit everything but muzak played at a conversational volume.

And while we're at it, let's go ahead and get rid of low lighting in bars and restaurants. Anyone trying to read a menu could get eye strain, and the staff working there could suffer long-term vision damage. And any flashing lights, since that could cause seizures. Only bright, even fluorescent lighting allowed.

As for food...my God, where to begin. Let's just restrict restaurants to serving to cold tomato soup with a glass of water. But in small glasses...we don't want anyone drowning.

So, anybody up for a night of dining and drinking?

230 posted on 02/12/2008 9:10:30 AM PST by timm22 (Think critically)
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To: CSM
for the umpteenth time!

i am not in favor of the ban. i am not against the ban. oh, what s the use? you evidently need to post 6 times in a row to get your point across.

236 posted on 02/12/2008 2:13:55 PM PST by thefactor (the innocent shall not suffer nor the guilty go free...)
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