[thefactor]

good one, scumbag. turns out i’m a cop in grad school making some extra coin on the side. go back to licking your cheetos-stained fingers, tubs.

[Eric Blair 2084]

Thanks Officer Doodyhead. I'm not a fat donut eater, you have me confused with somebody else. I wish you luck. After grad school you can move on to working security in a mall for $10/hour. Maybe you can mase some teenagers who light up a cigarette by Abercrombie and Fitch. That should satisfy your craving for power.

[elkfersupper]

good one, scumbag. turns out i’m a cop

Tell us where you are so we can not go there.

[MEGoody]

You're a cop. You're in grad school. And you work in a bar.

Uh huh.