Rumors that former vice-president Al Gore is going to endorse Senator Barack Obama (Ill.) for the Democratic presidential nomination has Senator Hillary Clinton (N.Y.) “spitting mad.”
“It’s blatant disloyalty and ingratitude,” Clinton complained. “Gore was an unremarkable senator from a ‘hick’ state when he rode Bill’s coattails to the vice-presidency. He was nothing, I tell you, nothing. We made him famous. We gave him a platform to launch his own presidential campaign and this is how he repays us?”
Sources close to Gore say that he is dumbstruck by the vehemence of Clinton’s reaction to what he characterized as a “premature rumor.” “Yeah, Bill gave Al a semen-stained platform built on a foundation of perjury to launch his presidential bid in 2000,” said a source close to Gore insisting on anonymity. “He just hasn’t found a way yet to properly repay the Clinton’s for that debt, but he’s working on it.”
Perhaps recalling the impact of Gore’s endorsement of one-time Vermont governor Howard Dean in the 2004 campaign, Obama is reputed to have urged Gore to “shun politics and continue his essential work to end climate change.”
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Why, how dare that hussy call Tennessee a hick state. They voted for her fat butt 3 to 1 over the rest of the candidates from both parties!
Since your column is labeled ‘satirical’ I guess we shouldn’t bet large sums on the accuracy of these ‘quotes’?
“Obama is reputed to have urged Gore to “shun politics and continue his essential work to end climate change.””
When it comes to “climate change” my take is that McCain is stupid and Obama is cynically dishonest. Pick your poison.