[Jane Austen]

McCain might promise anything. If he gets elected, and he has almost zero chance of that, he will revert to his amnesty and other liberal causes. He is untrustworthy and unethical. His word is meaningless.

[E. Cartman]

Just do like John's been doing for his entire political career: Be a maverick! Tell him to sit on it, just the way he's told us all to do the last twenty-four years. He respects mavericks and has only contempt for anyone who'd be one of the sheeple and support him. No one with an ounce of self-respect is going to be drawn further into a sick relationship, albeit political, with that man. Let Johnny Boy nip off to High Anus port and beg his good friend Teddy Kennedy for support. Him he respects. His fellow conservatives he's had only contempt for.